Thursday, February 24, 2011

Saturday, February 19, 2011

tripping is always, 100% avoidable*.

*assuming you can see/are not on broadway's "spiderman".

Saturday, February 12, 2011

HEY Dolphin. Display the total size of folders when I look at the index. Ok? Don't make me right click and hit additional anything. You know how large that folder is. There is even a place for you to write that info in.

It's all, size? 
and you're like, blank or - 
STOP BEING A LAZY FILE NAVIGATION TOOL 

no one likes you Dolphin. you're just another program that has to ask for my password.
just display those totals in future.
and your moms fat

CAREBEAR PHOTO POSTY TIMESSSSS!!!!!!!11111




HEY Steve Carell
stop acting. please. pleaaaaase.
please.
thankyou

-my review of "Dinner for Schmucks"

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

wait. what happens if i block myself on blogger?

does anyone call 911? i would call 911. or, at least dial some sort of phone number.

CLLKIIICCCKYYYYYY

Wednesday, February 2, 2011


Congrats goes out to identi.ca. I just got 10 of these in a row. That means you get my "fuck you and your captcha" award for the day.